Bib Fortuna: “Can I have the rest of your nachos?”

Jabba the Hutt: “No way bro-se.”

Darth Vader: “Well Luke, it’s about parsley-sage-rosemary-and-thyme we meet.”

Han Solo:  “Hey, Droi-d Dobler, do the opposite of your movie and don’t say anything!”

Obi Wan Kenobi: “Yo Princess Leia, holla-gram at me dawg.”

Luke Sky Walker to Obi Wan: “Do you get served with fish and chips? Because you’re so retard-ed sauce.”

Mace Windu “You’re breaking up the band Yo-do Ono.”

Yoda: “May the Force be with-or-with-out-you.  I fucking cherish that song.”

Luke Skywalker: “I hear this tractor beam is really exclusive. Thanks a-honey-bunch-es-of-oats for getting us in it!”

Darth:  “Penn-and-Tell-er me the coordinates!”

Obi Wan Kenobi: “Hey Ani-can’t, you’re last name isn’t Philips. So stop looking all Emo.”

Anakin Skywalker: “Did you think of that or was it someone else from your Bon Iver tribute band?”

Princess Leia: “Thanks for the menage-a-blah limp dicks.”