Luke Skywalker: “More like Dis-aster Yoda.”

Luke Skywalker: “More like Dis-aster Yoda.”

Boba Fett to Lando Calrissian: “Stop being such an Edgar Allan Poe-ser. You’re name isn’t Don, so don’t think you can drape-r the cape-r like my man Darth Vader or you’ll be all Biz Markie and catch the vapors.”

Boba Fett to Lando Calrissian: “Stop being such an Edgar Allan Poe-ser. You’re name isn’t Don, so don’t think you can drape-r the cape-r like my man Darth Vader or you’ll be all Biz Markie and catch the vapors.”

Han Solo: “It’s so Nat King Cole-d out.”

Han Solo: “It’s so Nat King Cole-d out.”

Princess Leia: “Our relationship is botox-ic.”

Princess Leia: “Our relationship is botox-ic.”

Darth Vader: “Nice costume. You dressed up as the AC/DC song ‘Back in Black?”
Luke Skywalker: “At least I didn’t come as Metalica’s ‘Black’ album.”

Darth Vader: “Nice costume. You dressed up as the AC/DC song ‘Back in Black?”

Luke Skywalker: “At least I didn’t come as Metalica’s ‘Black’ album.”

Han Solo: “Take a chill pill Ewoks like an Egyptian.”

Han Solo: “Take a chill pill Ewoks like an Egyptian.”

Yoda: “Dude, your ex-wing fighter is just not that into you.”

Yoda: “Dude, your ex-wing fighter is just not that into you.”

Luke Skywalker: “Yo dawg, where you At-At?”

Luke Skywalker: “Yo dawg, where you At-At?”

Shmi Skywalker: “Look, Anna-kin-Nicole-Smith, you have to stop being such a Haight-er-and-Ashbury and go with the Jedi.”

Shmi Skywalker: “Look, Anna-kin-Nicole-Smith, you have to stop being such a Haight-er-and-Ashbury and go with the Jedi.”

Obi Wan Kenobi: “Stop being such a violet fem Qui Gon-baby-gone-the-love-is-gone.”

Obi Wan Kenobi: “Stop being such a violet fem Qui Gon-baby-gone-the-love-is-gone.”